• first apartment checklist

    noctourniquet:

    i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together! 

    1. fog machine

    (Source: sapphomets, via yiffinandrewmcelroy)

  • househunting:

    $799,000/6br
    Waterford, MI

    (Source: househunting)

  • bpdrotten:

    My dramatic ass when anything goes even slightly wrong

    (via dogpuppy)

  • goodsprings:

    please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe

    (via sparrowwitharrows)

  • nghm15:

    okay so i reworked and reworked again the yard sard alignment chart so that the errors committed in the sign-making more likely involved transposing parts of words as opposed to unfamiliarity with the english language because that prescriptivist shit aint cool.

    (via used2dream)

  • mjalti:

    i wish i had the option of appearing only to the people i love, i dont want to exist to anyone else, if i have to be a physical entity, i wanna password-protect this vessel

    (via lituplikefireandgold)

  • jaclcfrost:

    jaclcfrost:

    the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go

    “but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

    (Source: greelin, via thebootydiaries)